About The Book
When you're a sixth-grade nobody, the last person you want to accidentally zonk with a volleyball is Sloan "Selfie" St. Clair--the eighth-grade glamour queen of the school. But that's what happens to Becca Birnbaum, and it only gets worse when she tries to do Selfie a favor. She grabs the wrong shopping bag from the principal's office -- one containing a very personal item. and even that might not be so bad, if only Selfie didn't immediately lose it.
If they don't get it back ASAP, they're toast. They try not to panic--until they hear that the Biggest Prank Ever is about to happen. Can the school's oddest couple stop the disaster of a lifetime?
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Meet The Players
Name: Becca Birnbaum
Occupation: Sixth grader
Profile: smart, organized,
invisible
Bra size: AAAA
Least likely to say: "It's so hard being the head cheerleader (sigh)."
Name: Dr. Jasmine Valentine
Occupation: Principal
Reputation: tough, well-dressed
Hobby: country-western line dancing
Pet peeve: private parts drawn on textbooks
Quote: "What is it this time, Franklin? Tardiness? Littering? Under-the-desk gum wads?"
Name: Sloan "Selfie" St. Clair
Occupation: Eighth Grader, Fashion Icon
Reputation: middle school royalty
Hobby: fashion club, dating high school boys
Pet peeve: last season's looks
Quote: "Totes. For Sure. Obvi!"
About the Author
Holly Kowitt has written more than fifty books for younger readers, including the Loser List series. She lives in New York City, where she enjoys cycling, flea markets, and West Coast swing dancing.
Visit Holly's Website: www.kowittbooks.com
